I Was Born Doing Reference Work In Sin

On my home from work today, I saw something that is currently a huge sin in Georgia. At the intersection of Springdale and Lindbergh there is a leaking fire hydrant.

Four or five blocks down the road,on the opposite side of the road from the leaking hydrant, a homeowner has a sign in his yard that reads, "the wet sidewalk is from an undergroun pipe leak, NOT from watering the lawn."